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Guuukia Ofyo Ofyo! Hahahahaaaaa Heheheaaa Listing #41211 by MUCHATHA on 30-Jul-2010 . Viewed 707 times . Replied to 69 times . Emailed 1 times . Printed 6 times . Favorited 2 times |
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Saa ingine mimi nasikianga mukio ingine haielewani. Jusi tu nilieda kwa email sangu sa samani nigatafuta tu kwa akaives nigafata email singine turiandikianaga na kamusisana kengine kako equity. Haki ya nani nilisimamisa sana mbaka mikiha (mishipa) igatokesea kwa uso. Mara moja mudosi agakuja agasema twende lunch. Nilisindwo sasa nitasimama aje? Nikajarifu kujigonga magoti vile niliambiwo nilifotahiri..igagataa. Ngasindwo, sasa nitafanya aje. Ngafikiria maneno ya kuku sangu,,hailali, ngafikiri kuhusu vile naesa anguka na ndege isomeke..hailali..ngasigina hata mukudu sana.
Ngaomba mungu sasa hapa ni mimi na wewe, ni wewe ulinipa kifaa hichi na niwewe unaesa kukiabia kirare na kirare....haikurara. Ngasema sasa kira mutu ako na muti ya?.....muti yake...kaari kiii. Nitasimama akitaka kuona aone. Ngienda kusimama..haki niligongwo ni edge ya desk yangu hapa kwa musirimo...sikujua vile hiyo muti ulianguka..nilisikia..kweeeeeeeeee...ku!
Ngafurahi saaaaaaaana ngajua maobi mangu mamejibiwa. Mbaka ngagusa mesa na mukono ngaaimbia asandi saana.
musisimamisage ofyo ofyo! |
 ›› mucii munene 30-Jul-2010, reply_353208 hahaha hilarious.. |
 ›› kedo 30-Jul-2010, reply_353211 Ehehehehehe ati ....nilisikia..kweeeeeeeeee...ku!? gwani haina grease? wimwega?
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 ›› annes 30-Jul-2010, reply_353212 ngondu |
 ›› MUCHATHA 30-Jul-2010, reply_353215 @muciii..karibu..niliukia saana
@kedo..ni vile ilikuwa imesimama na ngufu saaana mbaka kuilalisa mbaka ingetoa sauti..ndimwega biu! (nice try with kiuk btw) |
 ›› MUCHATHA 30-Jul-2010, reply_353218 @annes..uhoro..kwanini unatukanana sasa na makosa irikuwa imesafanyika..hahaha |
 ›› jicho pevu 30-Jul-2010, reply_353219 hahaha.ur a funny guy. |
 ›› Gacherry 30-Jul-2010, reply_353221 Yap yap! Maurana alijibu maombi... niki wee! Wanaume muna sida na si ya nguo. Kwaja reo ni furahiday, pesa iko benki, baridi imeisha kwa hiyo little black dresses imetolewa wardrobe... mjichunge sana... he he he! |
 ›› wamum-goldfish 30-Jul-2010, reply_353223 hahahhaha, muchatha u funny in a weird way |
 ›› toivo 30-Jul-2010, reply_353224 Kali ni Kali..kunyitwo off guard..thendeo malirudi kazi ya umaid? tupe uhondo kaka,manajua ulirarua vitu hiyo jumamothi wakati mukuru wako alienda ngwataniro..hahahaaaaa! |
 ›› MUCHATHA 30-Jul-2010, reply_353232 @JP..u shud meet me in person..utaseka unyabe
@Gacherry..yaap yap..hapo ndio unasemaga..ameeni watu wanaulisa kwanini!..reo ni nyubani direct
@Wamum..karibu sana..bahati yenu mukiwa na Gaseri nyinyi hamu~ukii na nguvu kama sisi wasee
@toivo..uhoro..sitori ya thendeo ni thiku ingine |
 ›› Gacherry 30-Jul-2010, reply_353233 Sasa @toivo... kwanza jana nilisahau kuuliza Muchatha vile hiyo rematch ya Sendeo ilibamba ilihali mama yake alikuwa hapo inje. Kweli inawesekana? |
 ›› MUCHATHA 30-Jul-2010, reply_353234 @gachery..hapa unatumia stairo ya mesopotamia...unakunja ngundi, unaiweka hiyo ngundi kwa mudomo ya thendeo, unaasha mbiruri to do the walking..hehehe |
 ›› meouw 30-Jul-2010, reply_353235 datheka ginya dathuria |
 ›› s..lover 30-Jul-2010, reply_353236 hehehe, ukitaka muti ihorere naihenya, una imagine ukikuriwa na siba!! |
 ›› MUCHATHA 30-Jul-2010, reply_353240 @slover..nilijarifu kufikiria ngianguka na ndege mbaka isomeke..hatiri..mbure kabisa..hata siba hakuna kasi
@meouw..karibu |
 ›› Beatrice 30-Jul-2010, reply_353250 now this is funny, someone should do the illustrated version.......
:-) |
 ›› MUCHATHA 30-Jul-2010, reply_353254 @beat..plis do..i wud love to see that..asandi |
 ›› Gacherry 30-Jul-2010, reply_353258 Uuuui poor Sendeo, anapigwa muti na ngundi wa mudomo! Hiyo ni double double portion.... alikipatapata! |
 ›› Beatrice 30-Jul-2010, reply_353263 ha ha @Muchatha.........
:-) |
 ›› huckleberryfinn 30-Jul-2010, reply_353268 endelea tu kuexpose vile sisi manaume tonukagia ovyo ovyo. hata mimi siku moja nigiwa gijana kia high school niliambiwagwa na ticha niamke nifanye mathafu kwa board, na kulikuwa na baridi huku nimeukia mpaka kale kamufuto kanakaa kama nusu mulingoti wa bendera, wacha tu na ilikuwa mixed school....
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 ›› meouw 30-Jul-2010, reply_353272 muchatha will you marry me |
 ›› meouw 30-Jul-2010, reply_353277 tihihih heheh hahah @huckleberryfinn
nyinyi manakuaga na chida mingi sana.sisi akina wanyina hatukuagi na machida mia elfu tano na sehemu zetu nyeti |
 ›› huckleberryfinn 30-Jul-2010, reply_353281 @meouw... si mashida, na mazoea na mutugo wa arume. ikiamka tu unasikia damu ikikimbilia upande huo.
@ all arume......lakini haka kamtu kanaitwa musatha kana mukio mwingine kali sana, kanafaa kupewa chupa na maji baridi kwa offfice so that mukio ukianza kanatofokia inaisha |
 ›› MUCHATHA 30-Jul-2010, reply_353286 @gaseri..inaitwo stairo ya mesopotamia..kwanja ngikumbuka vile thendeo alinikibisa mbio..nkt washa tu
@beat..hahaha
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 ›› MUCHATHA 30-Jul-2010, reply_353287 @huck..sasa ma habari ya siku mingi..ee saa ingine sio siri..Johana akitaka ametaka..hata kama muko kwa raini ya kupigia kura ya referendum..atasimama tu..hii sio weakness..ni power..ati nusu muringoti..hehehehe
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 ›› MUCHATHA 30-Jul-2010, reply_353288 @meouw...pole nimeoa..na wanaume sio chida ni miti iko na chida na damu kuenda mahali pamoja tu
@hucke..ati niwekewe gasufa ya gutofokia..hahahahahaaaaaaa..very funny..labda njagi (jug) gwasababu..sio kamuti ni mbiruri |
 ›› deactivate 30-Jul-2010, reply_353290 @Mucatha, that was hilarious,
tafasali tuabiwe nini namna zuri ya kularirisha muti ikiamaka bila ripoti? |
 ›› MUCHATHA 30-Jul-2010, reply_353291 @deactivate...kawaida nafikirianga nikianguka na ndege...lakini siku hii mimi nilisindwo ..afadhari ujigongese muguu kwa desk inakaa..hahahaha |
 ›› makabwa 30-Jul-2010, reply_353302 Inyui ni inyui murathicha funda. menyerera wahota kwohwo miaka mingi muno. etha kairitu ugwike |
 ›› huckleberryfinn 30-Jul-2010, reply_353309 ama watu wafunge safety belt ya hiyo mujiti kama ile muthee wa kangema ali invent. sasa hii itaitwa 'musatha invention for real men in july" |
 ›› So Fresh 30-Jul-2010, reply_353333 musatha unafanyanga niseke sana |
 ›› MUCHATHA 30-Jul-2010, reply_353344 @makabwa.. kama ni mimi wewe, hapana pita njia hiyo (tiga kuuga uguo meni)
@huck...hahaha..ati atia? hehehehe
@so fresh..karibu..namimi nasikianga fisuri sana gugusekesa
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 ›› KN 30-Jul-2010, reply_353348 lolest!! @mucatha, ukitaka mbiruri ihore, unafikiria nzi ikislide kwa wembe...halafu inatumia muti wake kama brake!! |
 ›› Gacherry 30-Jul-2010, reply_353351 Ukiona wanaume wametembea taoni hii wamengara kama nyanya kumbe wanaumia na hawasemi. Muchatha, sasa ukiwa kwa raini ya referendum alafu mbiruri iamke uta fanya? uuuui1 |
 ›› KN 30-Jul-2010, reply_353352 lolest!! @mucatha, ukitaka mbiruri ihore, unafikiria nzi ikislide kwa wembe...halafu inatumia muti wake kama brake!! |
 ›› MUCHATHA 30-Jul-2010, reply_353358 @kn..ouch!..yenyewe..washa tu
@Gacherry..igisimama either
1)..weka mukono kwa mufuko na uinyonge ama..
2)usimame na gastairo ya muguu moja mbere kidogo au
3) toa sweta ama jaketi usike na mukono kama imefunika
hahahaha |
 ›› MUCHATHA 30-Jul-2010, reply_353366 @K.N aii hiyo yako nikiimajini haki nasikia sisi (thithi) kira mahari hata mbiruri..very effective |
 ›› Gacherry 30-Jul-2010, reply_353378 on second thots, dont your inner wears support the mbiruris to avoid embarrasing urself? |
 ›› huckleberryfinn 30-Jul-2010, reply_353379 musatha gacicio nigatuire? that ngombe used to see wonders. kama ingeongea iliona maajabu ya musatha na mairitu ma gisagi kama vile kumimindana karibu na kiaga kia nguku..etc
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 ›› huckleberryfinn 30-Jul-2010, reply_353389 @ gacherry...unless hiyo mbarari ya ndani iwe ni ya chuma. hizi vitu hazina mifupa but is a weapon of mass destruction, itaruraga nginya gathuruaru ga ikongo |
 ›› MUCHATHA 30-Jul-2010, reply_353393 @gacherry..boxers my dear..rakini mbiruri ni mbiruri..ikitaka kukata kamaba itakata tu
@huck..gacicio gakurire nginya gakiura maitho...gakigua kioro gakiunika mahindi..tukirira na gagithinjwo..no ciana ciako ciri oho |
 ›› wamum-goldfish 30-Jul-2010, reply_353397 mbiruri ni nini? hah |
 ›› huckleberryfinn 30-Jul-2010, reply_353403 @ mucatha...pole sana kwa hayo ya gacicio. musatha kwanyu tusisana tulikuwa tunajipaka mafuta ya kukamua kama kwetu? walikuwa wakishine asubuhi lakini jioni wacha tu...kuhunyuka |
 ›› Msitu 30-Jul-2010, reply_353418 wee mucatha unatuma nitheke sana, kwaja reo ni furahiday. |
 ›› Gacherry 30-Jul-2010, reply_353423 Basi mutingiteithika basi.. akorwo mbiruri iremaga nginya boxers cia kilami.
Twi high school hari kamwalimu kamenyerete gwikira kamufuto kanyitu haha thende. Kumutesa tukera dame ingi yaikaraga 1st row, yari ndungu na yellow yellow thighs, aturame kidogo. he he he... muthenya ucio kamwalimu gatikurora homework ni muhadhara... mayau ngano imwe ..... |
 ›› MUCHATHA 30-Jul-2010, reply_353425 @wamumu..mbiruri ni jina ya adabu ya muti..yaani Josto (wamum 2010)
@lavida..hahahaha
@huck..kwetu turikuwa tunaweka thabuni ya rexona kwa maji unajifaka hiyo muhuyu yake kwa muguu..by saa nne after parade..mayau hiyo muguu hata ya ndigiri ni kunyakwo
@msitu...karibu gwa gugusekesa..nafurahi |
 ›› MUCHATHA 30-Jul-2010, reply_353427 @gachery..he mama ungi wokire guteithia mami kuruga safasi ..mayu aturamite nyonage oo gatuma haria macemanirio ma maguru. ngacoka ngatumwo ngagire thaburia kuu..ngaconoka..ona inyue muri aturami muno! |
 ›› huckleberryfinn 30-Jul-2010, reply_353447 @mucatha... hau nima, atumia aingi mendete gututamira mwaki, akiheana ngano na ma actions agaturama ringi, akogerera ringi on and on... nikiwa kipii ndakenaga muno kuona halafu ngathie cukuru kugana
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 ›› Gacherry 30-Jul-2010, reply_353449 @Much... sometimes ni kunana teyo itu na ingi ni kunoga kuhinga duka especially uikariire njugwa riiko-ini. |
 ›› Gacherry 30-Jul-2010, reply_353464 @Huck and Much... nikio kipii giakinya 10 years aingatagwo riko agaikare cager kana nyumba nene todu maitho ni mahinguku muno. Riu waheanaga iriku Huck.. nkt! |
 ›› huckleberryfinn 30-Jul-2010, reply_353475 @gacherry...twari group ya ipii (ivisi) twaragia waganu muingi muuuno ta wa muchatha et al haha klist. kila kipii nonginya gicontribute kwaria story cia waganu |
 ›› KN 30-Jul-2010, reply_353518 @ All..... Natumai mutakubariana na mimi eti hiyo ya kuimajin ka-inzi kwa razor ndio most effective ama? |
 ›› Gacherry 30-Jul-2010, reply_353540 Ti hi hi hi @Huck... u r right. Muchatha does bring back all those memories back na tustory tutu twake... inagwo nostalgia
@All... Signing off; rathimwoi na weekend msuri na mwimenyerere mitino miingi ino ni Nairobi, ok? |
 ›› MUCHATHA 30-Jul-2010, reply_353555 @huck..those are grand memories
@Kn..hiyo ni kali saana
@Gacherry..nice weekend my dear..miss u dear..na umeolewa na mmasai ama..nasikia unapenda kusema usho! |
 ›› huckleberryfinn 30-Jul-2010, reply_353566 @all.... murathimwo muno weekend ino na mutigathie gucina nyoka (gutheca matimu kwene) tonu ici mbembe ni ndoge, na aria mena aka/arume mamageithie muno. na muhoere mucatha aririkane uhii wothe wake for our next weeks entertainment.we mucatha wi hakiri nyingi muno.thengiu
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 ›› MUCHATHA 30-Jul-2010, reply_353569 @huck..nguinuka oo kwa mutimia wakwa niii. nice weekend. U should meet me and u surprise yourself. Ndi mundu kuna!..thengiu muthee |
 ›› Gacherry 30-Jul-2010, reply_353572 @Much... its just a figure of speech. Hiyo ingine ni story ya nxt week... *wink wink*. Miss u too, b a good boy and run home for that mbiruri to be poeshwad |
 ›› MUCHATHA 30-Jul-2010, reply_353573 @gach..hehehe..thengiu |
 ›› wamum-goldfish 30-Jul-2010, reply_353574 ooooh kaaari Mr josto
hahahh allow me to be calling u Mr josto...plzzzzzzzzzz
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 ›› Gacherry 30-Jul-2010, reply_353582 @Huck.. thengui muno. Reke nyinuke ngarugire muthee kani, ino baridi ndikwenda tutheke ndakagie wakwigwatia.... |
 ›› MUCHATHA 30-Jul-2010, reply_353583 @ wamum..ni sawa kwa sasa |
 ›› jitegemee 30-Jul-2010, reply_353633 ha ha ha that is too funny.I wonder if there is a remedy to that situation;What can make the jiti wither like instantly to save sb from embarrassment ?
::::::::::::Obama Vision 30 for kenya;1.discover first wheel 2.Join S kores ranks like in late 70s phuking go for it!::::::::::::::::::::::: |
 ›› adi teacher 30-Jul-2010, reply_353670 your posting ar alwaz ma best big up man! |
 ›› adi teacher 30-Jul-2010, reply_353672 your posting ar alwaz ma best big up man! |
 ›› wamum-goldfish 30-Jul-2010, reply_353695 hi mr josto
hujaenda home?
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 ›› Wakaguku 30-Jul-2010, reply_353706 Allow me to say hi @much. I miss stuff while its hot bt no regrets. U've reminded me hìndì ndetìtúo ngataúrîre mùhunjia kanitha witú. Ndî harìa mbere mama íngì ìgíturama ngíona gacùmbírì ga kìríma. Wooi ndariganíirúo sekunde cigana ùna harìa ndí, ngìaria na thiomi ingí nayo josto orímwe ìkígatha, maitho makìhoha, ngìmenya ndí nyeni. Muchatha íra atumia maikarage wega me kanitha andú aingì ní maragia na thiomi itegùbangìirùo. |
 ›› MpangoWaKando.Com 31-Jul-2010, reply_353919 he..he jesus.. |
 ›› MpangoWaKando.Com 31-Jul-2010, reply_353945 jeeeeeeeeeesu ...he..he |
 ›› love for you 06-Aug-2010, reply_358440 ::: hii ::: [Admin - spam deleted] |
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